Chester the Cheetos Cheetah is Running for Mayor of a Town Called Chester, Because Reasons

There are few snacks more American than the not-so-humble Cheeto, so why not put your local government in the hands of their mascot, Chester Cheetah?

If elected, Chester promises to unnecessarily paint a bunch of stuff orange and give out free Cheetos, which is a better deal than most politicians are offering.

You can check out his campaign website here.