The Independent View: Rocktoberfest Rock Climbing Festival Using Replica of Trump Wall

After Trump bragged that his Wall was “virtually impenetrable,” Rick Weber, Co-Founder of the Muir Valley Rock Climbing Park in Rogers, Kentucky, Organized an Event for Climbers interested in Scaling a Replica of the Wall.

He Constructed a Replica of the Wall, relying on the Wall’s Official Dimensions as well as recent Images of the Structure. This weekend, Weber Invited Climbers attending the “Rocktoberfest” Rock Climbing Festival at the nearby Red River Gorge Canyon system in Kentucky to Climb the Model. Guests was challenged to compete to Climb up and over the Wall in the Fastest Time.

Several People have already managed to Climb up the Wall Replica, including 8-year-old Lucy Hancock. Hancock didn’t use any Ropes or other Tools to Climb the Wall, but wore a Belay, a Safety Device designed to Catch a Falling Climber. An Adult Climber, Erik Kloeker, was Up and Over the Wall in about 40 seconds.

The Very Expensive Wall that Shut Down the Government, Debased Minorities, and Divided the Nation, is Totally Useless.

Its bad enough that the U.S. Government is Spending Billions on a Ineffective Monstrosity. What’s even Worse is that Trump Fabricated an Easily-Checked Fable about having 20 “Expert Mountaineers” Test Climbed and Failed it.

The Bollard-style Wall at the Border, which could also be described as a Fence, consists of Long, Thin Columns, with a Flat Panel that Sticks up out of the Top. Trump’s Wall at the Border will be 18 or 30 feet Tall in Different Areas, and Weber says that he decided to Construct the Smaller, 18-foot Dimension to save Money. However, Weber says that since the Top Panel is the same size Regardless of the Wall’s Height, the Experience of Climbing the Higher Wall should Not be much more Difficult, as Climbers would Only need to “shimmy” a Bit further up the Pillars.

Weber also says that he decided to Allow the Climbers to Grab the Edge of the Top Panel because he learned that this would be possible when Climbing the Actual Border Wall. According to Weber, he’s seen that there are Gaps between each Panel in Photos of the Proposed Border Wall.

Weber says that grabbing the Panel’s Edge makes Climbing the Wall a “piece of cake” for a Climber. If there were No Gaps, Weber estimates that Climbers would need to be Significantly Taller than Lucy, at least about Five feet 10 Inches Tall, to Climb Up and Over the Wall.

Weber says that he meant for the Climbing competition to be Fun, but also wants to point out that the Border Wall may be “Ineffective.”

“I’m not making an argument that we shouldn’t have a secure border. I’m not doing that at all,” he says. “What I’m trying to do is to make sure that we’re not blowing a lot of money on some silly nonsense of putting up something that he thinks can’t be climbed. Because it can. And will be.”