You're wearing that? Ugliest MLB uniforms in history

Arizona Diamondbacks have a short and questionable history with sartorial selection, especially their most recent coal-mining gray road uniforms. Almost makes you long for the expansion days sleeveless jerseys and purple pinstripes.

Respect the rainbow? The Houston Astros uniforms of the 1970s have aged better than others from that era, but they're still dated.

There's nothing quite like the purple-blue-green-yellow rainbow logo of the 1998 Tampa Bay Devil Rays.

It's a good thing the Seattle Pilots only lasted one season and their uniforms only occasionally reappear on 'Turn Back the Clock' days.

the Minnesota Twins ...

the then-Florida Marlins ...

And who can forget the Seattle Mariners-Kansas City Royals game in 1998 that started it all.

Not even Hammerin' Hank Aaron could make these Atlanta Braves uniforms Hall of Fame caliber.

The wings just never worked on these Anaheim Angels uniforms.

These 1978 San Diego Padres uniforms show what happens when an owner tries to outfit a team based on the colors of a fast-food joint.

So why would the Tampa Bay Rays replicate that style in their color scheme for faux throwback a 2012?

Baltimore Orioles celebrated their 1970 World Series by adding an all-orange alternate uniform in 1971 ...

But early 1970s success was no reason to bring back look in 2010.

There was even less reason to bring back these 1975 uniforms for Cleveland Indians, who were under .500 that season.

Wide collars, pijamas-style jersey. This Chicago White Sox uniform screams 1970s.

The 1976 version with the shorts were uniforms only White Sox owner Bill Veeck could love.

And then there's the beer-league softball look from 1983.

The Oakland Athletics of the 1960s and early 1970s had all manner of yellow-and-green combinations.

The "We Are Family" 1979 Pittsburgh Pirates had an extended family of black-and-yellow combinations.

It doesn't get any more plain than the 1986 San Francisco Giants.

Black-and-white photography doesn't do these 1978 Chicago Cubs uniforms justice. Just imagine powder blue with white pinstripes.

Speaking of powder blue ... 1986 Montreal Expos ...

1987 Philadelphia Phillies ...

1986 Milwaukee Brewers ...

and the 1982 replica St. Louis Cardinals.