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<p>Can&#8217;t remember what I was looking for on the Library of Congress&#8217;s site, but what I <em>found</em> was <a href="http://feeds.feedblitz.com/~/t/0/0/loweringthebar/~https://blogs.loc.gov/law/2014/10/does-the-haitian-criminal-code-outlaw-making-zombies/?loclr=bloglaw">this 2014 article by then-intern Anne Guha</a> on the important topic above. I was immediately intrigued, even though the topic is only tangentially relevant to my professional responsiblities, and never mind why that might be.</p>
<p>I was glad to see the Library&#8217;s law blogs are (1) still operating in 2026 and also (2) haven&#8217;t been limited to administration-friendly topics yet. (I was a little concerned to get 19 results when I searched for &#8220;Greenland,&#8221; but the posts are all several years old and entirely sane.) In fact, a surprising number of the posts involve topics that could just as easily appear on this site (and very well may). <em>See, e.g.</em>, Elin Hofverberg, &#8220;<a href="http://feeds.feedblitz.com/~/t/0/0/loweringthebar/~https://blogs.loc.gov/law/2025/07/falqs-what-rules-govern-the-grindadrap-whale-hunt-in-the-faroe-islands/">What Rules Govern the Grindadráp (Whale Hunt) in the Faroe Islands?</a>&#8221; (July 29, 2025).</p>
<p>Wait—the Grindadráp has <em>rules</em>? I guess that explains all these official-looking letters from the Faroe Islands that I haven&#8217;t been opening.</p>
<p>The zombie-law article is one of several the Library&#8217;s published on or around Halloween. According to Guha, she was watching a documentary about &#8220;modern zombie culture&#8221;—2014&#8217;s &#8220;<a href="http://feeds.feedblitz.com/~/t/0/0/loweringthebar/~https://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/doc_of_the_dead_2014">Doc of the Dead</a>&#8220;—which claims that zombie creation has been common enough in Haiti that the country&#8217;s criminal code specifically prohibits it. She wondered if that was actually true, and decided to look into it with the help of the Library&#8217;s expert on Francophone law, the unfortunately named Nicolas Boring.</p>
<p>As is so often the case, the answer is that it&#8217;s <em>kind of </em>true. But mostly false.</p>
<p>According to the Library&#8217;s research, before 1865 Haiti&#8217;s criminal code said this (in French):</p>
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<p>Art. 246. Poisoning is defined as any attack on a person&#8217;s life through the effect of substances that can cause death more or less promptly, in whatever manner these substances have been used or administered, and whatever the consequences may have been.</p>
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<p>That&#8217;s pretty broad, but not broad enough to cover zombie-making, in my professional opinion. It might cover the first part of the process, assuming that involves a potentially fatal &#8220;substance&#8221; and not just some substance-free voodoo (<a href="http://feeds.feedblitz.com/~/t/0/0/loweringthebar/~https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zombie#Origin_hypotheses">sources vary</a>). But it doesn&#8217;t say anything about the reanimation part. I would interpret &#8220;whatever the consequences may have been&#8221; to mean only that <em>attempted </em>poisoning is covered, consistent with the principle that criminal statutes should be construed narrowly.</p>
<p>In any event, someone else also decided this wasn&#8217;t broad enough, because in 1864 two more paragraphs were added:</p>
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<p>Art. 246. Poisoning is defined as any attack on a person&#8217;s life through the effect of substances that can cause death more or less promptly, in whatever manner these substances have been used or administered, and whatever the consequences may have been.</p>
<p><em>The use against a person of substances that, without causing death, produce a more or less prolonged lethargic state, is also considered an attempt on their life by poisoning</em>, <em>in whatever manner these substances have been used or administered and whatever the consequences may have been</em>.</p>
<p><em>If, as a result of this lethargic state, the person was buried, the attempt is considered murder.</em></p>
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<p>The second paragraph expands the law to cover substances that don&#8217;t cause death but only a &#8220;prolonged lethargic state.&#8221; Arguably the first paragraph covered that, because it only requires use of a substance that <em>can</em> cause death. If the victim just became lethargic, well, the consequences don&#8217;t matter. But maybe this paragraph was only meant to clarify that lethargizing is covered? That&#8217;s still not quite zombification.</p>
<p>But then there&#8217;s the burial part. </p>
<p>To the extent there is a &#8220;pharmacological case for zombies,&#8221; as Wikipedia puts it, that (or at least a theory for it) was laid out by Harvard ethnobotanist <a href="http://feeds.feedblitz.com/~/t/0/0/loweringthebar/~https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wade_Davis_(anthropologist)">Wade Davis</a> in his 1985 book, <em><a href="http://feeds.feedblitz.com/~/t/0/0/loweringthebar/~https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Serpent_and_the_Rainbow_(book)">The Serpent and the Rainbow</a></em>. (The basis for a <a href="http://feeds.feedblitz.com/~/t/0/0/loweringthebar/~https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Serpent_and_the_Rainbow_(film)">1988 Wes Craven movie</a> I thought was scary and which, I was surprised to learn, got three out of four stars from Roger Ebert.) Davis went to Haiti to look into the case of <a href="http://feeds.feedblitz.com/~/t/0/0/loweringthebar/~https://harvardmagazine.com/sites/default/files//zombie_1986_small.pdf">Clairvius Narcisse</a>, a man who died at a hospital in 1962 and was buried, only to later show up alive in his hometown. According to him, he had never been dead, just paralyzed. After his burial, he said, a <em>bokor </em>(evil priest) dug him up, drugged him again, and then enslaved him on a sugar plantation. He came to his senses and escaped after the <em>bokor </em>died. Or so he claimed.</p>
<p>After various adventures (but not being buried alive himself, like in the movie), Davis hypothesized that Narcisse and other alleged zombies had been drugged with naturally available toxins that can put someone into a coma. After they &#8220;die&#8221; and are buried, the <em>bokor </em>digs them up and uses a combination of drugs and the subject&#8217;s belief that zombies are real (and he or she is one) to control them. That seems semi-plausible, but you won&#8217;t be surprised to learn that <a href="http://feeds.feedblitz.com/~/t/0/0/loweringthebar/~https://skepticalinquirer.org/2008/05/zombies-and-tetrodotoxin/">significant questions have been raised</a>.</p>
<p>Still, if there&#8217;s nothing at all to this theory, why is there a statute dating back to 1865 that makes it a crime to make a person so &#8220;lethargic&#8221; they might be buried by mistake?</p>
<p>The article says the extra paragraphs were added during the administration of President Fabre Geffrard, a Catholic who wanted to suppress &#8220;old superstitions&#8221; (the non-Catholic ones, that is). That suggests a similarity to other &#8220;witchcraft&#8221; laws we&#8217;ve discussed, which by the mid-1800s weren&#8217;t about punishing &#8220;real&#8221; witches <a href="http://feeds.feedblitz.com/~/t/0/0/loweringthebar/~https://www.loweringthebar.net/2025/03/president-threatened-with-witchcraft.html">but rather</a> people who <a href="http://feeds.feedblitz.com/~/t/0/0/loweringthebar/~https://www.loweringthebar.net/2018/10/canada-to-legalize-witchcraft.html">falsely <em>pretended </em>to be witches</a> (or fortune-tellers, or <a href="http://feeds.feedblitz.com/~/t/0/0/loweringthebar/~https://www.loweringthebar.net/2006/08/fortunetelling_.html">necromancers</a>, or clairvoyants, or phrenologists, or &#8220;<a href="http://feeds.feedblitz.com/~/t/0/0/loweringthebar/~https://www.loweringthebar.net/2017/03/crafty-science.html">crafty scientists</a>&#8221; of whatever ilk). The law is at least some evidence, not that the practice is real, but that at least some people <em>think </em>it is, and the government wants to discourage that. This one doesn&#8217;t tell us zombies were actually being made, only that some people believed it was, and was done with poison, and they believed that before 1865.</p>
<p>So, technically, this statute doesn&#8217;t make it illegal to create a zombie. But it <em>does</em> make it illegal to poison someone, and defines that as &#8220;murder&#8221; if the person is buried as a result (no matter what might happen afterward). If zombies are created some other way, of course, that might be entirely different. I suspect there&#8217;s another law that would apply in that situation, but if this is a concern you really need a Haitian lawyer at this point.</p>
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		<summary type="html"><![CDATA[<img width="300" xheight="169" src="https://www.loweringthebar.net/wp-content/uploads/2022/10/beekeeper-300x169.jpg" class="webfeedsFeaturedVisual wp-post-image" alt="" style="max-width:100% !important;height:auto !important;display: block; margin: auto; margin-bottom: 5px;max-width: 100%;" link_thumbnail="" />By "bee-assault" I mean she was charged with using bees to assault people, not that she assaulted a bee. Although she arguably did that too.<div style="clear:both;padding-top:0.2em;"><a title="Like on Facebook" href="https://feeds.feedblitz.com/_/28/955002041/loweringthebar"><img height="20" src="https://assets.feedblitz.com/i/fblike20.png" style="border:0;margin:0;padding:0;"></a>&#160;<a title="Add to LinkedIn" href="https://feeds.feedblitz.com/_/16/955002041/loweringthebar"><img height="20" src="https://assets.feedblitz.com/i/linkedin20.png" style="border:0;margin:0;padding:0;"></a>&#160;<a title="Pin it!" href="https://feeds.feedblitz.com/_/29/955002041/loweringthebar,https%3a%2f%2fwww.loweringthebar.net%2fwp-content%2fuploads%2f2022%2f10%2fbeekeeper-300x169.jpg"><img height="20" src="https://assets.feedblitz.com/i/pinterest20.png" style="border:0;margin:0;padding:0;"></a>&#160;<a title="Add to Reddit" href="https://feeds.feedblitz.com/_/1/955002041/loweringthebar"><img height="20" src="https://assets.feedblitz.com/i/reddit20.png" style="border:0;margin:0;padding:0;"></a>&#160;<a title="Stumble This" href="https://feeds.feedblitz.com/_/12/955002041/loweringthebar"><img height="20" src="https://assets.feedblitz.com/i/stumble20.png" style="border:0;margin:0;padding:0;"></a>&#160;<a title="Post to X.com" href="https://feeds.feedblitz.com/_/24/955002041/loweringthebar"><img height="20" src="https://assets.feedblitz.com/i/x.png" style="border:0;margin:0;padding:0;"></a>&#160;<a title="Subscribe by email" href="https://feeds.feedblitz.com/_/19/955002041/loweringthebar"><img height="20" src="https://assets.feedblitz.com/i/email20.png" style="border:0;margin:0;padding:0;"></a>&#160;<a title="Subscribe by RSS" href="https://feeds.feedblitz.com/_/20/955002041/loweringthebar"><img height="20" src="https://assets.feedblitz.com/i/rss20.png" style="border:0;margin:0;padding:0;"></a><h3 style="clear:left;padding-top:10px">Related Stories</h3><ul><li><a rel="NOFOLLOW" href="https://www.loweringthebar.net/2025/08/sea-cucumber-abuser-to-be-moved-far-from-the-sea.html">Sea-Cucumber Abuser to Be &#8220;Moved Far From the Sea for a Long Period of Time&#8221;</a></li><li><a rel="NOFOLLOW" href="https://www.loweringthebar.net/2025/11/first-alleged-space-crime-didnt-happen.html">First Alleged Space Crime &#x2026; Didn't Happen</a></li><li><a rel="NOFOLLOW" href="https://www.loweringthebar.net/2025/11/jury-deliberates-in-sandwich-assault-case.html">Jury Deliberates in Sandwich-Assault Case</a></li></ul>&#160;</div>]]>
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<p>It seems like only yesterday that a Massachusetts beekeeper was charged with seven felonies for opening a bee box, but in fact it was October 19, 2022. And while the proceedings took much longer than I would have expected, based on prior research I&#8217;m not too surprised that they resulted in some jail time. <em>See </em>&#8220;<a href="http://feeds.feedblitz.com/~/t/0/0/loweringthebar/~https://www.loweringthebar.net/2022/10/are-honeybees-a-dangerous-weapon.html">Are Honeybees &#8216;Dangerous Weapons&#8217;?</a>&#8221; (Oct. 21, 2022). According to reports, the beekeeper in question was <a href="http://feeds.feedblitz.com/~/t/0/0/loweringthebar/~https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026/apr/28/massachusetts-beekeeper-jailed-eviction">sentenced this week</a> to six months in jail.</p>
<p>As you will recall, Rebecca Woods was charged with multiple counts of assault after she allegedly set loose thousands of bees in the presence of deputies who were trying to evict one of Woods&#8217;s (human) friends. Well, she <em>did</em> set them loose, as she later admitted and as <a href="http://feeds.feedblitz.com/~/t/0/0/loweringthebar/~https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vHXdVumCVqM">this YouTube video</a> makes reasonably clear. But she seems to have argued at trial that she had no intent to harm anyone, and had only released the bees so they could &#8220;enjoy the lovely, flowering landscape&#8221; in the area. The landscape was also infested with deputies, though, and the jury does not seem to have believed that was a coincidence.</p>
<p>That said, the video of the incident shows this was hardly the apocalyptic scenario you might have expected given that it resulted in seven felony charges. According to the report, &#8220;several officers were stung on their heads and faces,&#8221; and &#8220;one required hospital treatment.&#8221; But as I noted last time, while police claimed &#8220;some&#8221; of the deputies were allergic to bees, statistics suggest that was <em>very</em> unlikely to be true; and I&#8217;ve seen no evidence that the one deputy taken to the hospital suffered from anaphylactic shock. It seems a lot more likely that his &#8220;elevated heart rate&#8221; was caused by his decision to tackle a 59-year-old beekeeper than by the bees themselves. But I&#8217;m speculating about that.</p>
<p>It sounds like the jury also believed this was overcharged, because it acquitted Woods of all seven felony counts. It&#8217;s not clear from the report whether these were the original &#8220;dangerous weapon&#8221; charges, but as we discussed, under Massachusetts law bees probably fit that description. So my guess is the jury just thought this was overkill. It did convict her of four misdemeanor assault charges and two counts of reckless assault (probably also misdemeanors).</p>
<p>This week, the judge sentenced Woods to six months on those charges. According to her lawyer, with time served she will be out in two weeks anyway. Woods was reportedly arrested in Tennessee and fought extradition (but lost), and has been held without bail since being returned to Massachusetts. (I searched Westlaw for &#8220;fugitive beekeeper&#8221; and even &#8220;fugitive /s beekeeper&#8221; but got no results.)</p>
<p>Finally, kudos to <em><a href="http://feeds.feedblitz.com/~/t/0/0/loweringthebar/~https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026/apr/28/massachusetts-beekeeper-jailed-eviction">The Guardian</a></em> for refusing to let society ignore the real victims in this case: the bees. &#8220;[A]bout a thousand of Woods’s bees died during the encounter,&#8221; it reported, &#8220;many of them crushed when several hives toppled as she wrestled with deputies trying to arrest her, and others because female honeybees die after delivering their sting.&#8221; I assume that &#8220;about a thousand&#8221; is based on a careful reckoning by a court-appointed bee expert and not just a number that Woods threw out there. Regardless, while I don&#8217;t really buy the deputies&#8217; story here, I do sympathize with the bees. They have enough trouble these days without humans getting them involved in dispute resolution. Leave the bees out of it.</p>
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		<title type="html"><![CDATA[&#8220;The Mistake Will Not Recur [Until Two Sentences From Now]&#8221;]]></title>
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		<updated>2026-04-29T22:08:40Z</updated>
		<published>2026-04-29T22:08:32Z</published>
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		<summary type="html"><![CDATA[<img width="300" xheight="236" src="https://www.loweringthebar.net/wp-content/uploads/2026/03/fail-300x236.jpg" class="webfeedsFeaturedVisual wp-post-image" alt="a fail stamp" style="max-width:100% !important;height:auto !important;display: block; margin: auto; margin-bottom: 5px;max-width: 100%;" link_thumbnail="" loading="lazy" />So, you used AI to write the reply to accusations that you used AI? A bold move, sir. <div style="clear:both;padding-top:0.2em;"><a title="Like on Facebook" href="https://feeds.feedblitz.com/_/28/954833201/loweringthebar"><img height="20" src="https://assets.feedblitz.com/i/fblike20.png" style="border:0;margin:0;padding:0;"></a>&#160;<a title="Add to LinkedIn" href="https://feeds.feedblitz.com/_/16/954833201/loweringthebar"><img height="20" src="https://assets.feedblitz.com/i/linkedin20.png" style="border:0;margin:0;padding:0;"></a>&#160;<a title="Pin it!" href="https://feeds.feedblitz.com/_/29/954833201/loweringthebar,https%3a%2f%2fwww.loweringthebar.net%2fwp-content%2fuploads%2f2026%2f03%2ffail-300x236.jpg"><img height="20" src="https://assets.feedblitz.com/i/pinterest20.png" style="border:0;margin:0;padding:0;"></a>&#160;<a title="Add to Reddit" href="https://feeds.feedblitz.com/_/1/954833201/loweringthebar"><img height="20" src="https://assets.feedblitz.com/i/reddit20.png" style="border:0;margin:0;padding:0;"></a>&#160;<a title="Stumble This" href="https://feeds.feedblitz.com/_/12/954833201/loweringthebar"><img height="20" src="https://assets.feedblitz.com/i/stumble20.png" style="border:0;margin:0;padding:0;"></a>&#160;<a title="Post to X.com" href="https://feeds.feedblitz.com/_/24/954833201/loweringthebar"><img height="20" src="https://assets.feedblitz.com/i/x.png" style="border:0;margin:0;padding:0;"></a>&#160;<a title="Subscribe by email" href="https://feeds.feedblitz.com/_/19/954833201/loweringthebar"><img height="20" src="https://assets.feedblitz.com/i/email20.png" style="border:0;margin:0;padding:0;"></a>&#160;<a title="Subscribe by RSS" href="https://feeds.feedblitz.com/_/20/954833201/loweringthebar"><img height="20" src="https://assets.feedblitz.com/i/rss20.png" style="border:0;margin:0;padding:0;"></a><h3 style="clear:left;padding-top:10px">Related Stories</h3><ul><li><a rel="NOFOLLOW" href="https://www.loweringthebar.net/2026/03/judge-prepares-slide-deck-of-lawyers-mistakes.html">Judge Prepares Slide Deck of Lawyer's Mistakes</a></li><li><a rel="NOFOLLOW" href="https://www.loweringthebar.net/2025/08/in-the-ancient-libraries-of-ashurbanipal.html">In the Ancient Libraries of Ashurbanipal</a></li><li><a rel="NOFOLLOW" href="https://www.loweringthebar.net/2025/06/please-do-your-best-not-to-appear-in-the-ai-hallucination-database.html">Please Do Your Best Not to Appear in the &#8220;AI Hallucination Database&#8221;</a></li></ul>&#160;</div>]]>
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<p>Every day this week so far Law360 has reported on a new AI-related sanctions order, and I&#8217;m sure these are just the ones Law360 made space for. Pretty soon they&#8217;ll need a separate newsletter just for that topic (and if they do, I will subscribe to it). I too do not have space (well, time) to write about all of these, so there needs to be some distinguishing characteristic for a story to qualify. &#8220;Dummy relies on generative-AI output&#8221; is no longer sufficiently newsworthy.</p>
<p>Today&#8217;s sufficiently-newsworthy example involves a decision by the Supreme Court of Alabama, which not only sanctioned the AI-using attorney but dismissed his clients&#8217; appeal because it found the briefs were &#8220;grossly deficient.&#8221; <a href="http://feeds.feedblitz.com/~/t/0/0/loweringthebar/~https://www.documentcloud.org/documents/28084095-the-mistake-will-not-recur/"><em>Ibach v. Stewart</em>, No. SC-2025-0106 (Ala. Apr. 24, 2026)</a>. The facts of the case are unimportant to us, until we reach Section II, entitled &#8220;[Counsel&#8217;s] Extensive Use of Nonexistent or Misquoted Authorities.&#8221; How extensive? &#8220;Astoundingly&#8221; so, it turns out.</p>
<p>This was first identified, as usual, by opposing counsel. See, in the U.S. we have an &#8220;adversary&#8221; system, meaning one is normally opposed by an adversary who might do adversarial things, like actually look for the cases you cited and tell on you if you made them up. I&#8217;m sure all of <em>you </em>know that, but it&#8217;s starting to seem like a lot of people don&#8217;t. Anyway, that&#8217;s what happened here. In fact, according to the opinion, the response brief spent <em>twelve pages</em> talking about how many of the moving party&#8217;s cases didn&#8217;t exist. That seems like too many, but it&#8217;s hard to fault those lawyers for beating up on someone who fabricated an &#8220;astounding number&#8221; of authorities. </p>
<p>And that was just in the opening brief. In the reply—which, remember, was supposed to be replying to a brief that spent <em>twelve pages </em>talking about how many of the moving party&#8217;s cases didn&#8217;t exist—the offending attorney addressed the problems only in a single footnote. Here&#8217;s the footnote:</p>
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<p>[Plaintiffs] acknowledge and regret that their opening brief misquoted two secondary sources &#8230;. The error arose from counsel&#8217;s first use of an AI research tool that summarized commentary not readily available through standard legal databases. The tool misattributed quotes. Counsel accepts full responsibility for relying on those summaries without independently verifying the original texts. <strong>The mistake will not recur. </strong>But the underlying legal principle &#8230; is both correct and well-settled. <em>See Ex parte Seabol</em>, 782 So. 2d 212, 216-17 (Ala. 2000); <strong><em>Ex parte United Serv. Auto. Ass&#8217;n</em>, 78 So. 3d 979, 983-84 (Ala. 2011); <em>Hughes v. Glover</em>, 157 So. 2d 299, 302 (Ala. 1963);</strong> <em>Franciscan Sisters Health Care Corp. v. Dean</em>, 448 N.E.2d 872, 876 (Ill. 1983); Restatement (Second) of Trusts § 219(1) &amp; cmt. a.</p>
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<p>Have you guessed the problem? I put some of the words in bold to help you spot it. Correct! Counsel&#8217;s promise, &#8220;the mistake will not recur,&#8221; was fulfilled for <em>one sentence</em>. </p>
<p>I could also point out (the court certainly did) that the problem went far beyond &#8220;two secondary sources,&#8221; and also that the rest of the brief was <em>also </em>full of bogus citations. In fact, the next <em>fourteen pages </em>of the court&#8217;s opinion was devoted exclusively to those bogus citations.</p>
<p>At the show-cause hearing, the attorney finally admitted what he had done—or more accurately, not done—and showed remorse, and a week later he wrote the other side a check for $17,200. The court still alerted the state bar, <em>and</em> denied the plaintiffs&#8217; motion to file supplemental briefs that had real legal authorities in them. Appeal dismissed.</p>
<p>Two justices dissented in part, mainly from the decision to dismiss the appeal, which punishes the clients for something that was the lawyer&#8217;s responsibility. (He will be hearing from their new lawyer soon.) But they all agreed that they&#8217;re just about fed up with this nonsense.</p>
<p>This is not to say, as even the majority pointed out, that it is necessarily wrong or unethical to use generative AI for &#8230; whatever you&#8217;re using it for. But it <em>is </em>both wrong and unethical to <em>rely </em>on its output without confirming the results yourself. It is designed to generate things that <em>look </em>like humans wrote them, not necessarily to generate right answers. That&#8217;s the human&#8217;s job.</p>
<p>Similarly, an AI could probably generate what <em>looks</em> like a check for $17,200, but for now it&#8217;s still the human&#8217;s job to pay the money. I would keep that in mind too.</p>
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		<updated>2026-04-24T19:28:26Z</updated>
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<li>Prosecutors <a href="http://feeds.feedblitz.com/~/t/0/0/loweringthebar/~https://www.abajournal.com/news/article/after-she-agrees-to-resign-and-never-run-again-charges-dropped-against-texas-handcuffing-judge?utm_source=sfmc&amp;utm_medium=email&amp;utm_campaign=weekly_email&amp;promo=mk25ann&amp;RefId=marketing&amp;utm_id=1199133&amp;sfmc_id=46330206">have dropped criminal charges</a> against the Texas judge who <a href="http://feeds.feedblitz.com/~/t/0/0/loweringthebar/~https://www.expressnews.com/news/article/rosie-speedlin-gonzalez-elizabeth-russell-21367725.php">had a defense lawyer put in handcuffs</a> last year during a contentious hearing. Well, <em>former </em>Texas judge, because she was suspended after the incident and then lost the primary election in March. Who if anyone was acting professionally during that hearing? Hard to tell from a <a href="http://feeds.feedblitz.com/~/t/0/0/loweringthebar/~https://www.abajournal.com/files/transcript.pdf">transcript</a>, but only one of them still has her job.</li>
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<li><a href="http://feeds.feedblitz.com/~/t/0/0/loweringthebar/~https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/crime/irvine-pasta-bandit-accused-of-swapping-lego-sets-for-noodles-in-34k-scheme/ar-AA217Wj9">Police in California have finally captured</a> the &#8220;Irvine Pasta Bandit,&#8221; a 28-year-old man who allegedly bought LEGO sets, removed the more valuable pieces, replaced them with pasta, and returned the packages for refunds. That may not sound very lucrative, but apparently if you do it &#8220;at least 70 times,&#8221; you could end up with &#8220;roughly $34,000.&#8221; Those numbers would work out to about $486 per set, so I&#8217;m guessing it was more than 70 times, but could certainly be wrong.</li>
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<li>What &#8220;truly outrages&#8221; Quebec&#8217;s Minister of Agriculture? <a href="http://feeds.feedblitz.com/~/t/0/0/loweringthebar/~https://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/montreal/fake-maple-syrup-stickers-cans-9.7157917">Selling fake maple syrup</a>, that&#8217;s what (or, at least, syrup sold as &#8220;pure&#8221; but cut with 50% cane sugar). And rightly so. The CBC notes that Canadians should be on the lookout for cans bearing the name &#8220;Steve Bourdeau&#8221; or that of his company, the catchily-named &#8220;9227-8712 Québec Inc.,&#8221; <em>as well as </em>cans with fake labels someone (probably named Steve Bourdeau) has been going around and attaching to them in an attempt to cover up that information.</li>
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<li>Of course, <em>Lowering the Bar </em>has long been on record as condemning any actions that might disrupt the world&#8217;s supply of this precious commodity. <em>See, e.g.</em>, &#8220;<a href="http://feeds.feedblitz.com/~/t/0/0/loweringthebar/~https://www.loweringthebar.net/2012/09/maple-syrup-theft.html">Who Stole the Global Strategic Maple Syrup Reserve? And How?</a>&#8221; (Sept. 14, 2012), and <a href="http://feeds.feedblitz.com/~/t/0/0/loweringthebar/~https://www.loweringthebar.net/?s=maple+syrup">related items</a>.</li>
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<li>&#8220;Sullivan &amp; Cromwell is one of the oldest and most prestigious law firms in the country,&#8221; notes the <em><a href="http://feeds.feedblitz.com/~/t/0/0/loweringthebar/~https://www.nytimes.com/2026/04/21/nyregion/sullivan-cromwell-ai-hallucination.html">New York Times</a></em>, in an article reporting that the firm had apologized for filing a motion drafted with generative AI&#8217;s &#8220;help.&#8221; The firm told the court that not <em>all </em>of the three dozen errors in its motion were AI-related, but that some did seem to be the product of AI &#8220;hallucinations.&#8221; It therefore joins the <a href="http://feeds.feedblitz.com/~/t/0/0/loweringthebar/~https://www.loweringthebar.net/?s=artificial+intelligence">ever-growing list of lawyers</a>, some of them old and prestigious, who have been forced to admit this garbage somehow got into their work product.</li>
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<li>As <a href="http://feeds.feedblitz.com/~/t/0/0/loweringthebar/~https://abovethelaw.com/2026/04/joe-exotics-lawyer-runs-afoul-of-ai-hallucinations/?utm_campaign=Above%20the%20Law%20Daily&amp;utm_medium=email&amp;_hsenc=p2ANqtz--KRMULbw32quhHMzY-116PnILdrBytQ_0m5muqoJ50kdmksD8PFYMI-H9WwS3L66sFvhAtrNcmuEc_--MTQK8OyYujVg&amp;_hsmi=415521189&amp;utm_content=415521189&amp;utm_source=hs_email"><em>Above the Law </em>reports</a>, the list also includes whoever&#8217;s representing &#8220;Joe Exotic,&#8221; currently imprisoned but still worrying about tigers. Well, not the list of those who have admitted they screwed up, because this one denied it, but the list of those who got punished for it.</li>
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<li>A <a href="http://feeds.feedblitz.com/~/t/0/0/loweringthebar/~https://www.abajournal.com/news/article/actress-known-as-asia-carrera-who-appeared-in-hundreds-of-adult-films-passes-february-bar-exam?utm_source=sfmc&amp;utm_medium=email&amp;utm_campaign=weekly_email&amp;promo=mk25ann&amp;RefId=marketing&amp;utm_id=1199133&amp;sfmc_id=46330206">former adult-film actress has passed the bar exam</a>, and no, it wasn&#8217;t Kim Kardashian.</li>
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<li>As I discussed in detail in a draft I now see I never got around to posting, <a href="http://feeds.feedblitz.com/~/t/0/0/loweringthebar/~https://www.eonline.com/news/1424815/kim-kardashians-bar-results-after-law-school-revealed">Kardashian didn&#8217;t pass the California bar exam last year</a>. This is not too terribly surprising given that she didn&#8217;t even go to college, much less law school, and that it isn&#8217;t that clear how often she showed up at the law firm where she claimed to be apprenticing. Given that the draft also discusses an interview in which Kardashian blamed ChatGPT for &#8220;[making] me fail tests,&#8221; I&#8217;m seriously thinking about finishing it.</li>
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<li>&#8220;Penn &amp; Teller are not the first magician-skeptics to use their skills as manipulators of perception to expose offstage practices that defy logic and reason,&#8221; <a href="http://feeds.feedblitz.com/~/t/0/0/loweringthebar/~https://www.supremecourt.gov/DocketPDF/25/25-6774/400679/20260312113948009_25-6774%20Penn%20and%20Teller%20Amicus%20Brief.pdf">this amicus brief points out</a>, but they might be the first magician-skeptics to file an amicus brief in the U.S. Supreme Court. In the (excellent) brief, they support the petitioner&#8217;s argument that the &#8220;investigative hypnosis&#8221; technique used in his case was &#8220;flim-flam&#8221; and &#8220;junk science of the worst kind.&#8221; As they point out, they have investigated this very subject before. <em>See </em>Penn &amp; Teller: Bullshit!: <em>Hypnosis</em> (Showtime television broadcast, aired Sep. 2, 2004). Not the only authority they cite by any means, but enough to persuade me.</li>
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		<title type="html"><![CDATA[Sentences Handed Down in Bear-Suit-Insurance-Fraud Case]]></title>
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		<updated>2026-04-22T19:58:10Z</updated>
		<published>2026-04-22T19:56:55Z</published>
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		<summary type="html"><![CDATA[<img width="300" xheight="169" src="https://www.loweringthebar.net/wp-content/uploads/2026/04/Bear-suit-Fraud_CDI-2-777x437-1-300x169.jpg" class="webfeedsFeaturedVisual wp-post-image" alt="bear suit" style="max-width:100% !important;height:auto !important;display: block; margin: auto; margin-bottom: 5px;max-width: 100%;" link_thumbnail="" loading="lazy" />Turns out that WAS a guy in a bear suit.<div style="clear:both;padding-top:0.2em;"><a title="Like on Facebook" href="https://feeds.feedblitz.com/_/28/954270572/loweringthebar"><img height="20" src="https://assets.feedblitz.com/i/fblike20.png" style="border:0;margin:0;padding:0;"></a>&#160;<a title="Add to LinkedIn" href="https://feeds.feedblitz.com/_/16/954270572/loweringthebar"><img height="20" src="https://assets.feedblitz.com/i/linkedin20.png" style="border:0;margin:0;padding:0;"></a>&#160;<a title="Pin it!" href="https://feeds.feedblitz.com/_/29/954270572/loweringthebar,https%3a%2f%2fwww.loweringthebar.net%2fwp-content%2fuploads%2f2026%2f04%2fBear-suit-Fraud_CDI-2-777x437-1-300x169.jpg"><img height="20" src="https://assets.feedblitz.com/i/pinterest20.png" style="border:0;margin:0;padding:0;"></a>&#160;<a title="Add to Reddit" href="https://feeds.feedblitz.com/_/1/954270572/loweringthebar"><img height="20" src="https://assets.feedblitz.com/i/reddit20.png" style="border:0;margin:0;padding:0;"></a>&#160;<a title="Stumble This" href="https://feeds.feedblitz.com/_/12/954270572/loweringthebar"><img height="20" src="https://assets.feedblitz.com/i/stumble20.png" style="border:0;margin:0;padding:0;"></a>&#160;<a title="Post to X.com" href="https://feeds.feedblitz.com/_/24/954270572/loweringthebar"><img height="20" src="https://assets.feedblitz.com/i/x.png" style="border:0;margin:0;padding:0;"></a>&#160;<a title="Subscribe by email" href="https://feeds.feedblitz.com/_/19/954270572/loweringthebar"><img height="20" src="https://assets.feedblitz.com/i/email20.png" style="border:0;margin:0;padding:0;"></a>&#160;<a title="Subscribe by RSS" href="https://feeds.feedblitz.com/_/20/954270572/loweringthebar"><img height="20" src="https://assets.feedblitz.com/i/rss20.png" style="border:0;margin:0;padding:0;"></a><h3 style="clear:left;padding-top:10px">Related Stories</h3><ul><li><a rel="NOFOLLOW" href="https://www.loweringthebar.net/2026/04/cat-blamed-for-crime.html">Cat Blamed for Crime</a></li><li><a rel="NOFOLLOW" href="https://www.loweringthebar.net/2025/08/alleged-irish-orphan-convicted-of-being-american-rapist.html">Alleged Irish Orphan Convicted of Being American Rapist</a></li><li><a rel="NOFOLLOW" href="https://www.loweringthebar.net/2025/07/defendant-recruited-seven-actors-to-testify-in-fraud-trial.html">Defendant Recruited Seven Actors to &#8220;Testify&#8221; in Fraud Trial</a></li></ul>&#160;</div>]]>
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<p>I do like a good hyphenated adjective, and this case definitely called for one.</p>
<p>It&#8217;s a little surprising (though maybe it shouldn&#8217;t be) that it took more than a year for this to work its way through the justice system. But it did. As you may recall, what authorities called &#8220;Operation Bear Claw&#8221; ended in November 2024 with the arrest of four (4) suspects and the confiscation of at least one (1) bear suit. <em>See </em>&#8220;<a href="http://feeds.feedblitz.com/~/t/0/0/loweringthebar/~https://www.loweringthebar.net/2024/11/insurer-thinks-that-might-be-a-bear-suit.html">Insurer Thinks Bear Shown in Video Trashing Car Looks a Lot Like a Guy in a Bear Suit</a>&#8221; (Nov. 14, 2024). Frankly, that headline should answer a lot of the questions you might have about what happened, but the 2024 article has further details <em>plus</em> a large full-length image of the aforementioned bear suit. But to summarize, the culprits clawed up, or conspired to claw up, a Rolls-Royce and two other luxury vehicles, which they then told insurers had been damaged by bears.</p>
<p>Apparently expecting the insurers to doubt this very plausible and even commonplace explanation for vehicle damage, they helpfully submitted alleged <a href="http://feeds.feedblitz.com/~/t/0/0/loweringthebar/~https://vimeo.com/1029340693">security-cam videos</a> in support of their claims. I should stress that in all three videos, the alleged bear was <em>inside </em>the vehicle. While bears apparently <em>can </em>learn to open car doors, investigators thought it was unlikely that what appeared to be the same bear would climb into three different luxury vehicles at about the same time and place (as the videos showed when compared), and yet not test-drive even one. Clawing up the <em>outside </em>of the cars would have been more plausible, but (1) that probably would have been easier and cheaper to fix, resulting in a lower payout, and (2) it would have been much easier to tell that these weren&#8217;t real bears.</p>
<p>Even so, I&#8217;m not sure it takes an expert to determine that the beast(s) seen thrashing around in the cars weren&#8217;t bears. But it turns out that the State of California has bear experts who are able to tell the difference between &#8220;bear&#8221; and &#8220;guy in a bear suit&#8221; even under these circumstances.</p>
<p>According to <em><a href="http://feeds.feedblitz.com/~/t/0/0/loweringthebar/~https://www.insurancejournal.com/news/west/2026/04/17/866286.htm">Insurance Journal</a></em> (and let me pause here to thank my source for reading <em>Insurance Journal</em> so I don&#8217;t have to), the bogus claims amounted to $141,839. On April 16, the <a href="http://feeds.feedblitz.com/~/t/0/0/loweringthebar/~https://www.insurance.ca.gov/0400-news/0100-press-releases/2026/release017-2026.cfm">California Department of Insurance announced</a> that three of the four defendants had pleaded no contest to felony insurance fraud. Each was sentenced to 180 days in jail, plus probation and restitution. The fourth is due for a preliminary hearing in September. No reason for the delay in his case was given, which leaves me free to speculate that he took a backup bear suit and fled into the Sierras. But I think there are still some real bears left up there, and if so they may have encouraged him to go back and face justice.</p>
<p>&#8220;Insurance fraud is a serious crime that drives up costs for consumers,&#8221; the department said in a statement, adding that &#8220;no scheme is too outrageous for us to investigate.&#8221; That last part sounds good but I&#8217;m not really sure what it means. Aren&#8217;t outrageous schemes the most likely ones to be investigated? (Assuming the White House isn&#8217;t involved, I mean.) Are there insurance-fraud schemes so outrageous that other departments of insurance just throw up their hands and won&#8217;t look into them? &#8220;No, no&#8211;too outrageous!&#8221; Please advise.</p>
<p><em>See also, e.g.</em>, &#8220;<a href="http://feeds.feedblitz.com/~/t/0/0/loweringthebar/~https://www.loweringthebar.net/2015/08/costumed-bear-harasser.html">Costumed Bear Harasser Wanted by Authorities, Evolution</a>&#8221; (Aug. 17, 2015) (wondering why someone would dress up like a bear to harass a real bear); &#8220;<a href="http://feeds.feedblitz.com/~/t/0/0/loweringthebar/~https://www.loweringthebar.net/2011/10/first-kill-a-bear.html">How to Get Back at Your Ex: First, Kill a Bear</a>&#8221; (Oct. 3, 2011) (discussing a bear-suit plan that failed at the first step).</p>
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