Steve 'N Destroy

37 – A Dangerous Man

Talk Film Society — Fri, 14 Oct 2022 22:46:52 +0000

Steven Seagal and Keoni Waxman are reunited, and so, too, are our hosts with fan favorite guest Will Janowitz! James and Dylan realize how insular this show has become when not even Will can join in on the basic discussion. Does anyone actually listen to it? How could they? Are we just screaming into the ether, wasting time on a project we don’t enjoy and are outright embarrassed by? Is it morally wrong to use Marcelo’s time, money, and resources to put out a boring, nightmare podcast that only serves to pointlessly amplify the voices of two straight white men with nothing new to say? Also, the return of Squirtcast!

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36 – The Keeper

Talk Film Society — Fri, 07 Oct 2022 20:30:39 +0000

Dylan and James meet Keoni Waxman, the man responsible for helping maintain Steven Seagal’s prolific output through the 2010’s. Will he usher in an optimistic new era for Steve ‘N Destroy, or confirm everyone’s worst fears? Also, Steven has some New Rules!

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35 – Driven to Kill

Talk Film Society — Wed, 17 Aug 2022 20:43:32 +0000

Dylan and Jamds droen their worrows adter finally reaching thr breaking point. Is new low for Steve ‘N Drstroy. Stevendestroypodcast@gmail.com

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34 – Against the Dark

Talk Film Society — Thu, 04 Aug 2022 23:19:21 +0000

It’s Steve ‘N Destroy Episode 34!!! The big 3-4! Steven Seagal makes a brief appearance to fight some absolute, definite, 100% zombies in the vampire flick Against the Dark! You won’t believe your ears as James and Dylan struggle to talk about the movie. The debut of a hit new segment: What’s in Your Fridge? Conversely, the debut of a terrible new podcast slogan we don’t feel comfortable typing out.

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33 – Kill Switch

Talk Film Society — Wed, 13 Apr 2022 20:26:58 +0000

Steven Seagal gets sole writing credit and tracks down a serial killer in Kill Switch! It may be the most unpleasant movie James and Dylan have had to watch. But can a shocking twist ending reverse everything they thought they knew? Maybe there’s a game at the end. We don’t know! We recorded this a long time ago, and if you think we’re listening to these episodes to help write the descriptions you clearly haven’t heard our show before.

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32 – The Onion Movie

Talk Film Society — Thu, 07 Apr 2022 23:16:28 +0000

Wow! After a long, dark slumber the Most Popular Show on the Talk Film Society Network in History has returned! James and Dylan find themselves struggling with the very fabric of the show when they’re forced to watch The Onion Movie. The boys have no choice but to take solace in a familiar face and Wex Poetic.

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31 – Pistol Whipped

Talk Film Society — Wed, 27 Oct 2021 23:01:17 +0000

James and Dylan make some very timely new years resolutions and get Pistol Whipped. A priest gives Jeff Ross a run for his money. Steven Seagal really tries this week, but does it pay off? Will having a character named Steve be too confusing for the boys to handle? It’s another great episode of your favorite podcast! This one’s for all the marbles!

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30 – The Urban Justice Roundtable Discussion

Talk Film Society — Wed, 06 Oct 2021 18:29:00 +0000

The Boys are Back with the final stretch of Steven Seagal nightmares! James and Dylan celebrate revisiting Urban Justice, the first Seagal movie they ever watched together, with their beefiest episode yet. Home-Improvement-super-fan Nolan Hill returns, Keegan is introduced, and overworked/underpaid intern Nick Thorpe is finally allowed on mic. It’s a long and sloppy one this week, but we know the fans wouldn’t have it any other way. Woof woof bark bark!

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29 – Flight of Fury

Talk Film Society — Sat, 17 Jul 2021 03:47:53 +0000

Your step-dad’s least favorite podcast returns from an unintentional hiatus with everything you’ve come to love: Technical issues and conversations about sex criminals! If only Flight of Fury was just boring and completely plagiarized. Instead, Steven Seagal’s scum-of-the-earth darkness leeches its way onto the screen. Mandatory pre-show reading: This Washington Post article that tells Ciera Payton’s story about her nude scene.

Apologies that this episode has been cut to ribbons!

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28 – Attack Force

Talk Film Society — Fri, 18 Jun 2021 03:23:46 +0000

Daddy’s home! This week the boys are joined by the head honcho himself, Marcelo J Pico (@MarceloJPico) to discuss a headache-inducing Direct to DVD Seagal flick that may or may not involve aliens. James and Dylan ask the hard questions, like: “Why do you keep letting us get away with it?”. Conversely, Marcelo asks them the even harder question: “What is Steven Seagal’s worst crime?” Plus, the IMDB Trivia bit has to be half-heartedly justified again!

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27 – Shadow Man

Talk Film Society — Sat, 12 Jun 2021 02:44:25 +0000

James and Dylan welcome actual-podcaster and host of Monsters Never Die Matt Curione (@TheRealMattC) to discuss a real world monster: Steven Seagal. This week, Academy Award nominee Imelda Staunton gives some bizarre credibility to an otherwise standard throat-ripper from Seagal, but makes us wonder: Were these two ever in the same room? Also, someone brings the hammer down with arguably the harshest sentence yet, and IMDB Trivia is ripped from our good boys’ hands.

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26 – Mercenary for Justice

Talk Film Society — Fri, 04 Jun 2021 02:15:33 +0000

James and Dylan admit they’re struggling and start calling in back-up. This week, the non-Sopranos actor Will Janowitz comes in to lend a helping hand and guide our weary boys through the unintelligible nonsense of Mercenary for Justice. The French Ambassador gets kidnapped, Steven Seagal gives swirlies, and for some reason the hero and the bad guy just have the same first name? It’s the kind of move you need to see to believe, so luckily Steve ‘N Destroy is here to see it for you!

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25 – Black Dawn

Talk Film Society — Fri, 28 May 2021 04:05:00 +0000

From the cinematographer of Nancy Drew, Hamlet 2, and Madea Goes to Jail comes: Black Dawn. That’s right, Jonathan Cold are back in town! James and Dylan ask the question: How is this a sequel to The Foreigner? Also, we meet Bald Thomas, Steven’s graphic design expert. Its another classic episode of Steve ‘N Destroy, and everyone is happy to be here!

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24 – Today You Die

Talk Film Society — Fri, 21 May 2021 04:28:52 +0000

This week, the boys get nasty when James does a burger routine of his own. Dylan steps in to keep the show afloat. Steven must break out of jail, get revenge, and still manage to save the Children’s Hospital from going out of business. Plus, a surprise appearance from Chloe Grace Moretz (in the movie, not on the podcast).

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23 – Submerged

Talk Film Society — Fri, 14 May 2021 02:27:42 +0000

This week, the boys find themselves submerged in a full motel bathtub, holding a very slippery toaster oven. James hosts a high-stakes game of “What Steven is This?”, where the loser is forced to watch a randomly chosen Seagal movie from the past.

Dylan shocks the world by pulling out a visit from Steven’s Forum Friends. And hey, if you don’t want to see a ragtag team of homophobes save the world, why are you watching a Steven Seagal movie?

Don’t forget to send us hate-mail at Stevendestroypodcast@gmail.com!

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22 – Into the Sun

Talk Film Society — Thu, 06 May 2021 03:59:17 +0000

This week, James and Dylan fly into the sun and enjoy the sweet, painless release of death. We’re invincible. They can’t touch us anymore. Treat your ears to a hip new game “The Foreigner or Foreigner”, that we’re already receiving word sucks and everyone hates. Steven Seagal pulls out the worst one-liner we’ve seen in weeks. Don’t forget to write your congressperson and tell them #SaveStevenDestroy.

And hey, while you’re at it, send us hate-mail at Stevendestroypodcast@gmail.com!

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21 – Clementine

Talk Film Society — Thu, 29 Apr 2021 04:19:58 +0000

To cope with Steven Seagal’s not-brief-enough-but-still-very-brief appearance in Korean boxing drama Clementine, James and Dylan unveil a brand new show: Steve ‘N Destroy. This time, its all about classic director Steven Brill! Mr Brill! The Brillster! Try not to get too spooked, because we’re talking about Hubie Halloween a lot this episode. We’re sorry!!!

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20 – Out of Reach

Talk Film Society — Thu, 22 Apr 2021 04:19:58 +0000

Join your pals James and Dylan as they celebrate 20 classic episodes of Steve ‘N Destroy. Our hosts take a trip to the zoo, and play a new game everyone is talking about. Steven Seagal sends a little girl codes through the mail. There’s a sword fight maybe? Who can say! We definitely watched the movie this week haha we swear.

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19 – Belly of the Beast

Talk Film Society — Thu, 15 Apr 2021 02:56:24 +0000

Blast off, it’s Poddy time. The true purpose of Steve ‘N Destroy finally reveals itself. Old foes are extended olive branches, as new ones begin to expose themselves. What began as a simple lark amongst two meager men will bring forth into the world something bigger than anyone could have imagined: an iHeartRadio Podcast Award.

Also, why Steven’s feet hurt?

James and Dylan host.

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18 – Out for a Kill

Talk Film Society — Thu, 01 Apr 2021 03:33:06 +0000

James and Dylan welcome back Nolan Hill as Steve ‘N Destroy’s first returning guest. Is this the best-worst movie yet? James makes a bold prediction. The Debut of a new hit podcast: HunkChat! #HeyMarcComeOnSteveNDestroyPodcast

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17 – The Foreigner

Talk Film Society — Thu, 25 Mar 2021 02:07:10 +0000

James and Dylan meet Jonathan Cold! What is The Foreigner about? Why do these characters do the things they do? Who are you people?? In a desperate moment of need, the boys turn to Steven’s Forum Friends for guidance.

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16 – Half Past Dead

Talk Film Society — Thu, 18 Mar 2021 03:00:30 +0000

The cracks are starting to show as Steven Seagal sleepwalks through the last theatrical starring role of his career. Alcatraz 2: Electric Boogaloo. Morris Chestnut Reunion Special. James and Dylan choose how they’d like to die. We’re really depressed in this one. The listeners are going to love Half Past Dead!

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15 – Ticker

Talk Film Society — Thu, 11 Mar 2021 21:26:37 +0000

Dylan gets everything he wanted from this podcast and calls it quits, while James just falls deeper into regret. Dennis Hopper reaches out and touches someone. Steven Seagal sits down. What more do you need? It’s Ticker, baby!!!

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14 – Exit Wounds

Talk Film Society — Thu, 04 Mar 2021 02:39:32 +0000

Steven Seagal is back on the big screen, and it does not go as planned. Reality starts to set in. Tom Arnold riffs, but does DMX bark? How much do the boys know about Korn? James and Dylan host.

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13 – The Patriot

Talk Film Society — Thu, 25 Feb 2021 02:43:52 +0000

The Doctor is in! Steven races against time to stop a deadly virus in his first Direct to DVD outing. No, it’s not THAT The Patriot, but it does still star a very bad man. Someone goes to jail for real, and it is unfortunately not Steven. Whose Grandpa Is This? James and Dylan host.

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12 – The My Giant Steven Awards

Talk Film Society — Wed, 17 Feb 2021 22:22:18 +0000

James and Dylan commemorate the “Golden Age” of Seagal with an award show. Celebrate the final gasp before Steven’s star falls into the $5 DVD bin! What will win the coveted Grossest Moment Award? How long will the boys be distracted talking about Star Wars? And who was Steven’s best theatrical foe? It’s the First Annual My Giant Steven Awards!

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11 – Fire Down Below

Talk Film Society — Wed, 10 Feb 2021 23:33:32 +0000

In the deep dark hills of eastern Kentucky, that’s the place where Steven traced chemicals dumped into mines. Will James and Dylan leave Jackson alive?

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10 – The Glimmer Man

Talk Film Society — Wed, 03 Feb 2021 07:20:00 +0000

Dylan and James come to grips with one of the most challenging Seagal led films yet. Steven starts ad libbing and IMDB Trivia strikes back.

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9 – Executive Decision

Talk Film Society — Wed, 27 Jan 2021 07:38:00 +0000

James and Dylan are shaken by Steve’n’s role in Executive Decision. Kurt Russell can’t talk to women. James makes Dylan play a game.

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8 – Under Siege 2: Dark Territory

Talk Film Society — Wed, 20 Jan 2021 07:20:00 +0000

James and Dylan welcome Permits for Parking frontman and Home Improvement superfan Nolan Hill. Casey Ryback rides a train. Matt Reeves breaks James’ heart. Where would Steven Seagal belong in the Trump administration?

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7 – On Deadly Ground

Talk Film Society — Wed, 13 Jan 2021 07:20:00 +0000

James and Dylan have some explaining to do as they dig into Steven Seagal’s directorial debut (and finale) On Deadly Ground. Michael Caine and John C. McGinley pair up to foil Steven’s Eco-Terrorism.

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6 – Under Siege

Talk Film Society — Wed, 06 Jan 2021 07:20:00 +0000

James and Dylan look a gift horse in the mouth with the pleasantly Seagal-lite Under Siege. Tommy Lee Jones and Gary Busey operate on another level. Steven does the hamburger routine. Can Dylan do an Alex Jones voice?

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5 – SNL and Roseanne

Talk Film Society — Wed, 30 Dec 2020 07:20:00 +0000

James and Dylan check out Steven Seagal’s guest spot on an episode of Roseanne and the time he was crowned Worst Saturday Night Live Host Ever. Rob Schneider is annoying. Roseanne gets racist. Who could have guessed?

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4 – Out for Justice

Talk Film Society — Wed, 23 Dec 2020 07:15:00 +0000

Maybe everything is going to be alright. James and Dylan host.

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3 – Marked For Death

Talk Film Society — Wed, 16 Dec 2020 07:06:00 +0000

The Steven Seagal phenomenon is estimated to be a fraction of one percent of the American population and should not detract from his country or the contributions Americans have made to film. James and Dylan host.

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2 – Hard to Kill

Talk Film Society — Wed, 09 Dec 2020 07:03:00 +0000

Only the second week and Steven Seagal shows James and Dylan no mercy. Fake beards and blood banks. Another senator who might be up to no good. Steven gets it on.

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1 – Above the Law

Talk Film Society — Wed, 02 Dec 2020 06:48:00 +0000

Steven Seagal’s first film is often considered one of his best, but will Dylan and James agree? Back in April 2020, deep in the throes of Quarantine, the boys set the stage for the blood oath that keeps them watching every movie and trying to sentence Steven without knowing what’s to come.

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