I know Americans deep down think the Brits are superior (The accent! The pageantry! The crumpets!) but I pray we don’t blindly follow their ways.

First of all, the U.K. is a holy mess these days. As if Brexit isn’t chaotic enough, it now looks like Prince Harry and Meghan Markle are on the brink of quitting the royal family. Instead of hanging out at Buckingham Palace, they’re thinking of moving to Canada. Canada!