1. All Are Welcome Here…
As Long As You Can Afford to Buy a House In Our Historic, Single-Family Neighborhood
2. Black Lives Matter…
I Just Don’t Know Any Black People
3. Families Belong Together…
Children Belong in Boarding School
4. Love Wins!
Except In Politics!
5. No Human is Illegal…
But Selling Lemonade Without a Permit Sure Is!
6. I Support Refugees!
And the Foreign Policies That Create Them!
7. I Really Do Care…
I’m Just Not Willing to Sacrifice Anything for Change, Are U?
8. Fight for $15!
It’s Not Enough to Afford the Rent Here But it Makes Me Feel Better
9. I’m a Humanitarian…
I Just Don’t Like Humans Who Are Young, Make Noise, or Live In Affordable Housing
10. Racism is Wrong…
Unless It’s Against Asians Applying to College