I’m in Saudi Arabia for work and need some help captioning this sign. If you can read Arabic, don’t be a party pooper and tell us what it actually says!
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The Captain is an American Airlines Ex Platinum, whose work as an Export Manger, takes him to places far and many times remote. From Guyana to Palestine to UAE to Trinidad and everywhere in between, he loves to dive head first into the local culture though food, music, politics and traditions. Boarding Area readers will be able to take the magical journey, along with the Captain, through his words and pictures on Points, Miles and Martinis.
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Sex in Saudi Arabia
Don’t worry the sand will absorb it, we have plenty.
It is OK to Number 1 on this side of the wall.
Please Number 2, on the other side of this wall – in Iraq.
“Which gender are you?”
أياً كانت الحمولة | Whatever the load
الرجاء تحديد الهدف | Please specify the target
والإنزال بكل حذر | And release carefully
والمحافظة على النظافة | And maintain cleanliness
🙂 | 🙂
نتمنى لكم طيب الأقامة | We wish you a pleasant stay
welcome to SA, where the food makes ya pee out both ends 🙂
Welcome to the land of the human litter box. Evacuate your internal contents as desired.
Our food will ensure your bowel movements all have the consistency of water.
Please keep on target.
Please pee front
to back. Our space
Is very limited, so
learn to share.
🙂
Thank you for your cooperation.
If you sprinkle when you tinkle, please be neat and wipe the seat 🙂
It is telling you that if you stand while using the bathroom (#1) it will cause excessive ‘splashing’ on you or areas around. Men that have to do #1 should sit. Some to toilets in Germany had the same picture and I found out the hard way what it meant.
Whatever the load / Please hone into your target / and drop (unload) carefully / and maintain cleanliness / We hope you have a pleasant stay
Pee or Poo, Don’t Worry Be Happy!
@Jonathan got it right 🙂
Pointer or setter
Aim it down
Toward the ground!
Those points and miles people will do anything for bonus awards!