John Adams: Here's who's on my Christmas list
My Christmas shopping was easy this year. All I had to do was write it.
Litton’s restaurant: More pumpkin pie.
Homeland’s Carrie: More manic.
“In the Pocket”: An Emmy.
ESPN: More games, less politics.
NASCAR: More fights, fewer wrecks.
Kyle Busch: Boxing lessons.
Joey Logano: A self-defense course.
Jimmy Hyams: A Twitter detective.
Marcos Garza: Wealthy, innocent clients.
Mike Wilson: An adult-sized “Little Mermaid” T-shirt.
Mike Strange: Horizon League Hall of Fame.
LeBron James: A quintuple double.
James Harden: A postseason comparable to his regular season.
Los Angeles Lakers: A postseason.
Aaron Rodgers: A full season.
Houston Rockets: A season worthy of the Astros.
Trey Smith: A team worthy of his talent.
William Holbert: A gallery worthy of his talent.
Beyonce: Tina Turner’s talent.
Tina Turner: Beyonce’s income.
Phil Kaplan: A place on Ted Turner Charities board of directors.
Deshaun Watson: See Aaron Rodgers.
Quinten Dormady: A fresh start.
Craig Jenkins: A sports logo for his one shirt that doesn’t have one.
Tony Basilio: A car big enough for a billboard.
PGA Tour: More diversity.
Pro tennis: More Americans
Diana Nearhos: Book shelves.
Joe Rexrode: A parachute.
Udit & Sumita Chaudhuri: A second home in Sedona.
Deb Sharp: An autographed photo from Jamie.
Cookeville's Doug Jones: An autographed photo from John Adams.
Todd Kelly Jr.: A successful comeback.
Uncle Tommy: A bumper sticker that reads “Fire Them All.”
Tua Tagovailoa: A start.
David Cobb: A story as good as his Brady Hoke impersonation.
Dan Fleser: A pet penguin.
John Adams: A snowy owl.
My neighborhood: Raccoon police.
Melinda Adams: An office window.
ETCH third floor: Gourmet vending machines.
Browns season-ticket holders: Rebates
Blake Toppmeyer: A "boy's night out" with Scooter Hobbs.
Ken Shull: Another secret life.
Rhiannon Potkey: A rematch with Serena Williams.
Baseball: More doubles, triples; fewer walks, strikeouts.
UT’s sideline trash can: Retirement.
Tony Robinson: An over-50 pro football league.
College basketball: Higher standards.
College football: An eight-team playoff.
Tee Martin: A head-coaching job.
Sally Grayson: Contestant's role on "The Price Is Right."
Charlie Walter: A sure bet.
Army-Navy: Two games a year.
Margie Holbert: Catnip.
Cersei Lannister: What she deserves.
Night King: A speaking role.
Tom Roberts: The best of health.
Dr. James Miller: A visit from Jerry LeDoux.
Lady Ann Johnson: Farm animals.
Miami: A major league baseball team.
Giancarlo Stanton: 162 games.
Aaron Judge: A bat for the playoffs that doesn’t have a hole in it.
Tennessee’s offensive line: An injury-free season.
Andrea Stansberry: A run through the “T.”
Smokey: An ice house for game day.
Ben & Cassandra: A honeymoon that lasts forever.
National anthem: Respect.
Grumors: The End.
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