Um, What About Konstipated Death?

35+ of the Freshest and Funniest Tweets of the Week (June 1, 2024) 1

Dad hires a 16-year-old babysitter to work overnight, gets cross when she doesn't wake up to tend to 9-month-old crying baby: 'Maybe she should set alarms throughout the night to make sure she's awake' 2

Childless 22-year-old criticizes brother for raising 'iPad kids,' claims he's better at taking care of them after 12 hours of babysitting: '[They were] very calm children, as opposed to the brats they are when they're with me' 3

28 Introvert Memes for Grateful Loners Happy to Stay in Their Lane (May 31, 2024) 4

Parents forget their daughter's 33rd birthday, get angry when her boyfriend wishes her 'Happy Birthday' online: 'Not saying anything and then posting about it was passive aggressive' 5

Unschooler mom doesn't teach 8-year-old daughter to read, assumed that she would organically learn how on her own: 'A reading tutor expressed her disappointment that I missed the window and now my child will struggle' 6

A Wholesome Bowl of 41 Fluffy Feline Treats for Goofy Cats With a Whiskery Sense of Humor 1

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It's Time To Meet The Newly Adopted Faces Of The Week: 21 Wholesome Cat Adoption Stories 3

28 Introvert Memes for Grateful Loners Happy to Stay in Their Lane (May 31, 2024) 4

30 Whimsical Cat Memes to Send Your Boss Instead of Doing Any Work 5

And humans don't even have claws to open things with 6