Maybe it’s the voyeur in me, but I’m fascinated by the mysterious ways lawyers in President Trump’s orbit spend and lose money. For the life of me, I can’t figure out what’s going on with these two:

He just can’t get enough: Oh, I know you think of Michael Cohen as the guy who tidies up Trump’s (alleged) sexual liaisons with adult actresses such as Stormy Daniels or Playboy Playmates like Karen McDougal. While his former boss might like indulging in pleasures of the flesh, Cohen seems to have a weakness for a different sort of porn: real estate.